I wasn't able to run to the library so I asked G if she had any books I might enjoy. Dumb question- G brought me a stack of books. She strongly recommended Hunger Games and Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone. I passed because I've seen the movies and isn't that good enough? G said, "You should really read these. You never remember who the characters are or the plot. It's not good, Mom". Sad face. I still passed. I know lots of grown people love these books, but I am not reading these tween books in public. Sorry. Another suggestion was a book on little known facts about U.S. Presidents. It sounded cool until G read me an example that some President (John Adams?) liked to skinnydip. PASS. And eww.
These are the three books I chose as possibilities.
Chew On This chronicles the evils of fast food. Maybe it will compel me to eat in a more healthy manner (AKA fewer delicious french fries). Museum of Thieves is about, well, after reading the back I am still not sure what it is about but it has potential. Finally, The Space Tourist's Handbook gives advice on what to expect when traveling in space (as if). I have a feeling the section titled "How to Appear Sane in the Psychological Exam" will be of most practical use for me. And my new issue of "Allure" because, come on, I need to keep with trends in makeup I rarely wear and fall fashions I probably won't get around to buying. A girl can dream...
Chew On This chronicles the evils of fast food. Maybe it will compel me to eat in a more healthy manner (AKA fewer delicious french fries). Museum of Thieves is about, well, after reading the back I am still not sure what it is about but it has potential. Finally, The Space Tourist's Handbook gives advice on what to expect when traveling in space (as if). I have a feeling the section titled "How to Appear Sane in the Psychological Exam" will be of most practical use for me. And my new issue of "Allure" because, come on, I need to keep with trends in makeup I rarely wear and fall fashions I probably won't get around to buying. A girl can dream...
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